Coomer Grande Makes Sure He Wears His Ray Bans While Fucking Realistic Sex Dolls

Jon Grande from Grand Forks, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Snow Removal Service owner, who is too insecure about the way his eyes look. He wears his favourite Ray Ban Shades even when he is fucking his favorite realistic sex dolls.

One of Jon’s goods friends is an aspiring politician who actively campaigns for the subsidies for sexual products nationwide.

Jon believes in occultist practices and one of his beliefs is that mating a crow with a pigeon can make the breeder immortal.

Jon believes Haifa Wehbe is the most beautiful singer in the history of mankind.

Jon believes wealth has a negative role to play when it comes to sexual desires and activity, and perhaps also in terms of fertility. He gives example of the highly overpopulated and sexual third world countries.

One of Jon’s ex-girlfriends is a Pro-Theocratic-Democratic converted Muslim woman who swears on Quran over every petty issue. She was once caught stealing condoms from a Kashmiri store owner in the Lahore city of Pakistan. She is currently writing a book titled “My Journey With A Small Cock”. It is a sad story about herself living with her small cock husband who was always on a business trip during their marriage.

Jon believes Shakespeare era English language will take over the modern English by 2050.

Jon’s current girlfriend is a Czech woman living in the US for the past 9 years. She doesn’t speak much but whenever she does, she tries to sound as much Redneck as possible.

Jon thinks Venezuelan actresses, supermodels and pageant contestants are highly overrated and most of them rather belong to the porn industry.

Jon claims to know a 25 year old African Muslim who told him that spooning sex position results in the highest energy loss and those who use this sex position too frequently often have an Erectile Dysfunction by the time they are 45, and these men are also 450% times more likely to indulge in domestic violence.

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